Bunny Bopping

This week's objet d'eBay is a reminder of a more sane time. Father of two, but divorced, Hugh Hefner — as noted — was Playboy's No. 1 Playboy. And he was responsible.

Now, two divorces and two children later, the 81-year-old Hef is rumored to be setting up a disastrous future power struggle. Girlfriend (1) Holly Madison, 27, wants a baby and apparently she wants it to be his ... sort of a granddaughter-like thing for HH's oldest daughter Christine, 55, who took over the running of the business hutch from dad and got the bunny hopping again. He gets to pic Playmate of the Month, she gets to select where the business is going.

** Truly, in some ways dads never do grow beyond being teenage boys. **