Mysteries From the Deep End

Have you ever or do you now want to sleep with Michael Phelps? Do you know someone who does, because this week's objet d'eBay is a pillowcase featuring his goggleyness. Maybe sleeping with him is too much, but he also is flogging the paperback release of his relatively unremarkable book No Limits, which presumably intentionally stays away from the real story of the man from whom he may be terminally estranged, Michael Edward Phelps I, who gave him his athletic gifts.