SF Yes, SK No

DNA is enough to connect a family, but apparently not everyone thinks so. Among them, Sequim, Wa., pop Mark Seamands, who decided it would be a great idea if his three kids had the initials "SK" (for Seamands Kids) burned into their flesh..

Yes, Seamands was going through a divorce. And, yes, the kids did think it would be a good idea. And Seamands did sizzle his own derma so he could match them. BUT it was a poor choice, even if a judge did decide he did nothing criminal.

It should be (and only on the father's flesh) "SF" — stupid father.