You Got to Believe

Osama bin Laden's (27-year-old, fourth) son Omar hasn't talked with his dad for a few years. Actually, he might be out of touch with a few folks. According to reports, his new wife — the quintuply-married, multiple sclerosis suffering, 51-year-old British grandmother Jane Felix Browne, who he is not exactly living with — says her new father-in-law may just be misunderstood: "Omar doesn't know if it was his father who was responsible for the 9/11 attacks. I don't think we will ever know...." This, apparently despite the father's claim of responsibility.

** Who can predict what sons believe about their dads? Or what they tell their wives about the new father-in-law? **