Hit the Showers Boys
There seems to be some question about the New England Patriots' family leave policy. Unsmiling, cowled coach Belichik hasn't announced whether he will let QB Tom Brady attend the imminent birth of his child, saying everything is decided on a case-by-case basis. Is this legal?
No doubt company and league lawyers are scurrying to draw up the official policy regarding attendance at the birth of a child one has with a woman one never married and no even longer dates? While Brady waits for the signal, his teammates are surely planning to surprise the father-to-be with a baby shower. Maybe they could all chip in for the big box of condoms, as well as wipes, diapers and stuffed animals? (Earlier: Tommy Two Time.)
** An unfair world: everyone complains boys don't take enough showers, but nobody gives them when they grown up. **
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