Krazy Kids

Not just strict or authoritarian. We're talking dictatorial daddy in the case of North Korea's Kim Jong-Il and his wayward son Kim Jong Nam, 36, and Iraq's chip off the old Saddam Hussein block, Iraq's Raghad Hussein, 38. Oh, and did we mention they might have passed along a little craziness the tyrants passed on to their children?

Both are headed home. Speculation is that Kim is returning to throw his hat in the ring for the cage match to succeed daddy and granddaddy, after time spent wandering, begun with an attempted visit via fake visa to Tokyo Disneyland. Hussein faces different circumstances, possible expulsion from her Jordan safe haven to trial and possible death in her native land.

** Aspire to be tyrant of your land, king of the castle is so passe. **