Ménage à Trouble

Two dads of controversial reputations who seem to want to do right. One mom, married to neither, stole saliva to outwit a paternity test, but was outwitted in divorce court by stolen dental floss. One nine-year-old daughter of all. And a gazillion simoleons!

Green-mailing, arbitraging, job destroying richie, Kirk Kerkorian, has filed papers to allow access to his daughter Kira (who evidence confirms is the biological daughter of ex-wife Lisa Bonder Kerkorian, to whom he was married for one month) by her biological father and the man "saved" by the faked paternity test, Stephen Bing — father also of Damian Hurley, with actress Elizabeth, to whom he is also not married.

Currently, Kerkorian pays over $300,000 a month in child support and Bing is said willing to kick in another $25,000 as his ante into this down-the-rabbit-hole "who's your daddy" game.

Mom also has a 27-year-old son, Taylor Jennings Kreiss, with journeyman tennisista Tom Kreiss. The two married during Bonder's days on the women's tennis tour (she did win a couple tournaments and had a career highlighted by wins over Chris Evert and Andrea Jaeger).

Kerkorian currently shares custody of Kira (dad is west coast home; mom takes the east coast duties). And there is no evidence he doesn't care for her as much as he does his two other daughters, courtesy of marriage No. 2 ... Bonder was No. 3. Still, the situation for Kira seems far and away from the idyllic situation presented in [vaguely] similarly themed "Jennifer Has Two Daddies."