Popsmacked

"Harry was placed on the naughty chair this weekend after misbehaving. (Pause. One, two, three beats.) He's still there." It's David Letterman talking daddysmack on Oprah. Sure, it's a ratings gimmick for one or the other or both. Still, it will be fun and professional.

Also fun and professional, DL's 2003 announcement of his pregnancy (about one minute in and you'll need to turn up the volume):



He's nearly old enough with a young enough kid to run for president. As he said at age 56 in his announcement, "It'll be good because not only will I be the child's father, I'll also be the child's grandfather."

** After the sleeplessness and diapers you have to wonder if DL felt that everything old is new again? **