Book Him, Dado

There was a time, say in Biblical days, when society let fathers wing it. But those times are no more — and that may be a good thing as Adam only had boys (where did everyone come from again?) and one killed the other, which seems a little sloppy, if not actually the product of poor parenting.

Maybe Adam just needed a book. (And to know how to read... and in English, if you want to get technical.) Maybe the whole (Biblical) world would have turned out differently if only Wendell Jamieson's "Father Knows Less, or "Can I Cook My Sister?" and the Mike Linderman/Gary Brozek collaboration "The Teen Whisperer" had been published in time.