Double Daddy Dare

"Dare to be Stupid" is pretty much the good daddy theme song ... even if Al Yankovic's lyrics don't always offer the best advice for responsible popping. Of course, since this week's objet d'eBay is a cassette — and no rightminded person still has the capability to play it — what he says probably doesn't matter as much as what you think he says.

Should he rewrite DtbS, making it darker thanks to the wisdom gained from life with daughter Nina, born 12 years after the album was released? I know it would change my lyrics.

As for acquiring this treasure, here's W(eird)AY, himself, on what you have to look forward to when you get caught in the search for the cassette:

** Does he use his accordion skills to lullaby his child to sleep or drown out her crying? **