Thursday, November 1, 2007

A Spirited Holiday

Celebrate the Day of the Dead with a haunting from a dad of the dead.

That, anyway, is apparently (sort of) the plan of Stuart Davis of Lower Brailes, Banburyshire. Begley and his wife moved into their house a little more than two years ago — one month after former owner Calvin Begley died. Suddenly, and for no apparent reason, Begley's father (who they will not name) takes possession of Davis' body while he sleeps and tries to kill him.

It is a bit suspicious to the outside observer that this only happens while he is asleep and that his wife is the only witness, allegedly seeing him trying to strangle, smother and mutilate himself in his sleep.

But never fear, the local housing office and a priest are on the case.

Happy DofTheD.

** Getting candy is for the kids; celebrating the dead before digging into the candy is for the dads. **

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