Get Out Before It's Too Late

The worst night as a father, according to Scott Faulconbridge, is your first baby's first night at home, "...you're up at 1 you're up at 3, you're up at 5. At seven a.m. my wife caught me trying to sell the baby on eBay."

But Faulconbridge learned from that experience with first child, son Ronin. He learned to get out of the house and to work somewhere people are drinking ... so he's getting laughs and good nights sleep days after second child Mackenzie comes home. A highlight of his comedy is the ode to his wife, "Pregnancy Sucks," ending in the tearjerking realization "...for everyone." Of course, he brings the kids to work in his head.



Just wait until they're teens ...

** It's almost all funny as a father, except when it's a tragedy. Often it's still funny, as long as it is happening to another dad. **