NEWS FLASH. NOT!

US News and World Report, only enhancing its reputation for "are they still in business?" currency, highlights in the now-it-can-be-told vein that, "Most of the [presidential] candidates seem to have spent much of their lives trying to live up to their dads' expectations or redeem their earlier struggles."

** Apparently, without dads, the U.S. couldn't find presidential candidates. Good to know. **