Back in the Day

The future belongs to your kids, the past is yours all alone. So this week's objet d'eBay commemorates a time when Eddie Murphy was funny.

Murphy had energy, vitality and no kids. Now he has it all, money, fame, a recent split with a woman not legally even his wife, and five kids (six, actually, since post-paternity test he is also a sirer of Spice Girl Melanie B's April 2007 baby Angel Iris Murphy).

He even has three 2007 Razzies from the execrable Daddy Daddy Camp [Earlier: Crash] to settle on his mantle next to the space left open when he failed to capture the Oscar predicted his for much praised dramatic work in Dreamgirls as someone hustling to get some career, rather than a talented man living on game from the past.

** It's maybe next year with the hope that the father becomes a man again. **