Polished Personna

Nail polish is the answer.

It just depends on your question.

For example, if your question as a new father is, "how can I tell among my newborn quadruplet daughters which is Autumn, Brooke , Calissa and Dahlia?" then your answer — at least according to wise beyond his years J.P. Jepp — is a toenail palate ranging from red to yellow to pink to purple.

If your question is, "what should have adorned the piggies of ancient Egyptian king Akhenaten?" then, again, it is polish the ancient king (and father of six) could have used to dress up what was recently described as a particularly girly figure.

And (Things 1 & 2) it is also the answer to the question of what chips beginning about 10 minutes after it has been laboriously applied by spa slaves on girls and looks raggedy for the next three to seven days until daughters finally agree to stop daddy's complaining by using nail polish remover — or mommy takes them back to the nail salon?

Actually, when thinking about it a bit, maybe those are all the questions that "nail polish" answers?

** Could the two-day beard growth be the daddy version of tarted up toenails? **