Chain Is Good

A daughter made up the story of a dad chaining her up for staying out past her curfew. He did put something on her ankle after she broke her rules, but not enough to be hauled off to the pokey. Perhaps she — and every child who thinks their father is being too strict and controlling out of his safety concerns — should have to sit through multiple showings of Taken, where Liam Nieesen plays a man wends a bloody path to track down his kidnapped daughter? His daughter wanted to head off on her own to a place and situation that he didn't feel would be safe.

The fact is, chaining your child in seems a much better solution than facing a father's worst nightmare: