Tut Daddy

This week's objet d'Ebay honors Chief of Egypt's Supreme Council of Antiquities Zahi Hawass pronouncement that there is proof King Akhenaten was the father of the mummy we know as King Tut.

No doubt, Tut [Earlier: Tut Tut and Judgement Days], whose crib is currently displayed in Atlanta, will be relieved not to live (well be dead) any longer with the world snickering over what kind of bastard he might be. However, even a king could use some scratch, which is why if he had to choose being a bastard or lining his pocket, he'd probably prefer his own coins, like Egypt's King Tut currency currently on auction. Actually, it may be a bit late, but is still has to be a relief to know (and have everyone else know as well) who your father is.