Mate Weight

Men have trouble keeping off the weight during pregnancy. That, according to the British pollsters, is despite not actually being pregnant themselves.

Potential pounds don't scare everyone. Father-of-seven Mel Gibson "loves being a father" enough to take up with and impregnate a girlfriend despite his to-date strict Catholic beliefs. It is, however, apparently frightening enough that a father might leave the woman with his child in prison. Dallas Maverick star Dirk Nowitzki seems afraid enough of weight gain and other issues to have actually fled the country while his child-to-be lolls about behind bars.

What's a man to do? One solution currently suggested (via The Baby Formula) is to have the father-to-be not be a father:



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