Check

It's PICTURE DAY here in Whinydadville. Apparently this is a big deal for Things 1 and 2.

Hair: check. Makeup (i.e., acne scrubbers): check. Coolest outfit that does not look like you're trying too much: check. Check from WD for pictures that can be taken better at home: check. Father's mystification: check, check, check, checkmate.