Baby Baby Daddies

Baby daddies keep getting younger. Not "baby daddy" as in some unmarried guy who impregnates an unmarried gal. No, here — as in the saga of the anonymous (so far) 13-year-old Brit and his 14-year-old baby mama — we are talking about boys, practically babies, who have done the deed and implanted the seed.

It's very sad. Maybe cake and candles would make it better?