Bad Jokes

Have you heard the one about the Hoosier dad who walks into a bar. Bartender says, "what'll you have?" Man says, "what you got?" Bartender says, "I have a tire iron for your head, you idiot. You left three kids in the car at 1:45 a.m. to come in here and get drunk."

What about the Maine EMT so desperate for business that he accidentally dropped a tree on one son and then ran over another with his pickup truck?

** Why again do we let people parent without a license when you need one in most places to paint nails? **