Forget About It

It is true that People magazine named Matt Damon the "sexiest man alive 2007." And it is true that he responded, "You've given an ageing suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime!" But, honestly, he's a multimillionaire movie star. Where's the proof of his sexihoodidness?

The real sexiest man alive, at least in the daddy division, is John O'Connor, husband of former Supreme Court Justice's Sandra Day O'Connor. The couple's son John revealed that the 77-year-old Alzheimer sufferer and nursing home resident made ambrosia out of lemons, landed himself a girlfriend while maintaining good relations with his wife and son.

** Dad's overcome obstacles every day, but few so gloriously as J O'C. **