Someone's in the Kitchen with Daddy ...

Is there a law that dads can carve, but cannot cook the turkey?

Dads and sons can cook up diesel fuel from used cooking oil. Pop can pass on culinary lessons and a love of a hot stove learned from his mother and service as an army chef. But the phrase, "Oh, dad is doing the turkey..." is only offered when the skin is crisped and the king picks up the knife:

** Of course, even though he didn't kill or cook it, the turkey does becomes dad's stage as soon as he starts to cut. **