And Worth Every Penny

Ninety-seven cents. The sales pitch for today's objet d'eBay is that for $.97 you will have all the knowledge for handling your kid(s) that you will ever need. And, this can be yours via e-book, with change back from your dollar.

But Wait! There's More! A Free Gift with purchase is included and, of course, there's the money back guarantee!

Yep, I'm guessing it's pretty much that easy. As soon as I find a free buck Thing 1 and Thing 2 better get ready. I'm coming after them and expect they will have done their part by reading their "Child's All Purpose Guide to Kidding."

** Being a father is a constant rebuke to the wisdom of getting what you pay for. **