Daddy Dumbest

A recent study out of Britain says SAHDs can be bad for boys — but strangely not for girls. It's not clear whether this might only apply to British dads, but one part that might be missing from the study was a look at the couple, if not just at the mom.

In the news today is a J.R. Rotem newly — or maybe only — famous for possibly impregnating (second item) a certain Ms. Spears. According to this report, an unidentified gal pal says, "She's not in love ... but she [the genius behind Kevin Federline's daddy kudos] knows he would make a great father to their baby."

Screaming out equally for common sense is the news of a 35-year-old incarcerated Brit winning court sanctioned approval to artificially inseminate his 49-year-old wife (mother of three from other "until death do we part" relationships). The earliest he will walk freely from the pokey will be in two years. Fortunately, at least based on the British report, it seems pretty unlikely he'll be staying at home to raise any son he and the missus conceive.

** Wouldn't everyone agree it would be better to get these boys and girls blow up dolls to keep them away from ruining the lives of others, including the unborn? **