Let's Talk About Er, Umm, Well, Uhh... (sex, shhhh!)

One in four ... 3.2 million?

Eight hundred and change girls were tested and the CDC announced that 25 percent of teen American females have a sexually transmitted disease. Not Thing 1 or 2, of course. Never them. Of course. At least not any more than the son of the religious guy in Anderson, S.C.

Still, we have to talk about "the talk." Except what will work since templates-to-fail surely include the "birds and the bees" (bestial miscegenation is a help?) or abstinence (and how does the species continue?); or it only belongs in a loving marriage (lol, from their divorced dad).

Sure hope honesty and luck don't fail and I don't look really stupid.

** Or maybe there is no way for kids not to think dads aren't stupid when it comes to sex. **