Pity the Fairy Tale Man
Who is the male Jennifer Aniston (not that the JA portrayed in gossips is really her either)? Where is the beautiful, talented, wealthy man who somehow can't find his own Mother-to-Be?
Which neo-post-sensitive XY-chromosomed sapient homo sapian is heartbroken in his search for his soul mate and father to his children and so stands in for all us less blessed losers? Where is this father-to-be having his sperm frozen until he meet the mother of the eggs made just for him — or until he finally gives up his quest and goes to the egg bank (chick coop?)? Is he (or maybe them) somewhere out there beyond the grasp of even blogging or vlogging celebrity? Has he been scared off by a media much happier to cover 21-year-old sirer or seven Keith McDonald? Is it just a matter of economics — and, really, what isn't? — and for some reason stud fees are important and mare fees aren't. (Even when stud fees aren't worth it.)
Can't find him? It really isn't any wonder that Bachelor Father — the fairy (not this serial dater) tale of a wealthy Hollywood lawyer's search for his MTB — meandered on ABC, CBS and NBC without making too much of an impression.
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