Don Shak Tha Groove Thang

Lufkin, Texas, police arrested Andrew Darnell Dodd last year for shaking his thing as he ran naked down the street while carrying his son, 1. But they didn't keep him — and he's just been snatched up again for letting his son get into his PCP.

Such is the danger when dads are allowed to move freely ... at least in terms of what children fear. There may be times when dads are tutu cute, as when they join their daughters in the Vermont Nutcracker. But that's not usually the case.



The fact is, just as in the case of the Bush twins, kids usually just want to get dad home and out of public so people stop laughing at him.

It's the rare dad who should shake it.



And, unfortunately, this one's no sugar plum fairy.