Crusin' with Pitt

Can a real father profit (i.e., get some feelgood) by encouraging a mom or mom-to-be or absolutely-not (as in hot)-mom to consider some dad on dad action (and by that we mean

Papa Cruise
vs.





Pops Pitt?

If you think it can, then it's time to get the romance going by talking of Tom Cruise's interest (probably according to his publicist) in having 10 kids to enjoy with Katie in order to make up for his own sad relationship with his dad.

Then, quickly follow up — using the soulful eyes stare — with how much you admire the wisdom Brad Pitt has found as a father, including his (publicist's) admission that life couldn't get better than when you're changing diapers.

The lucky dad who gets visions of a shirtless Cruise and Pitt dancing in the head of his (at least temporarily) adored is likely in for a more enjoyable time than the men who may get a hypothetical year off for new daddy duty under the proposal of British lawmaker Nicholas Clegg.

And if a father shouldn't profit by a fellow, then who should he gain some nookie by?