To Friend or Not to Friend

To [Facebook] stalk or not to [Facebook] stalk: that is the question:
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of wonder about whether or not to contact your dad or just surreptitiously follow him online — and your half-sister and her new baby — as does the anonymous British girl writing about the man who left her life before she knew him,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles and use the technology to out and reunite with him as did the Skelmersdale (Wales) lass who tracked down the man she hadn't known she was one after losing her mum and by finding him end certain doubts? To stalk: to sleep;
No more; and by a stalk to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that come every day when a child debates whether to friend dad or vice versa...

[blah, blah, blah ... more parodied Shakespeare To Be or Not To Be]

...And so to other web surfing of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the sense of fun. - Soft you now!
The fair YouTube! Something that can be much more amusing and less morally ambiguous
Be all my time sucked up by foolish dads as posted by their children.