Aaaaarrrrrrrrr Ready to be a Pirate Father

What changes a man from dark to light(er)? "Oh boy, very simply, instant perspective of having kids," according to Johnny Depp, an actor/father appropriately called to attention today, in honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, for his continuing roles as pirate captain Jack Sparrow and as a two-daddy (Jack, 7, and Lily-Rose, 10) who can't accompany his kids through Disneyland "without things getting weird."

Whereas before, for years and years, none of it ... none of it made sense to me at all. I was confused by it, didn't know what it was all about, what everything was for. Then, suddenly, when you are holding your child, I was like, 'oh, okay, I get it, I was an idiot. Sorry.'