A Nnoying

TGFML. Thank God for Michael Lohan [Earlier: Wild or Too Mild? and Stats on Richer and Happier]. Day after day I hear from Things 1 & 2, "you [as in me] are sooooooooooooo (sometimes 'the most') annnooooyyying." However, now that screwed-up daughter/actress Lindsay is getting tweeted and celled and celebritygossipped by dad 24/7 in antagonism to the restraining order she has against him and to the point where she wants him behind bars, I am feeling pretty good about how high on the annoying father food chain I must be.

Bring it on girls, I've got a role model.