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Introducing the latest and greatest musical super niche, Christian Suburban Daddy Rap, courtesy of Tulsa, Okla., Church on the Move. Originally produced as part of the mini-mega church's Father's Day celebrations, the song — with highly suggestive lyrics such as, "It's the dad life/It's the dad lifeTake my daughter to the potty/It's the dad life" — is speeding up the charts with all the force of 21-horsepower ride-on lawnmower. It's very, very safe for work: