Fathered a Child

If search engines are to be believed, nobody has ever "fathered a child" with the woman to whom he was married. Children fathered, seem always to be born out of wedlock — or at least the lock isn't around the man and woman who are father and mother.

In any case, Dinosaur rapper LL Cool J (whose own daddy-figures were remembered on "Father") recommends that any boys fathered in such a way, or who just find themselves in such a position, go get a father. No advice yet for Angel Iris or father Eddie, who reportedly won't see her because he was tricked into "fathering a child." [Earlier: "Back in the Day"]

** Murphy's Law. Not applicable. **