Older, Yes. Wiser, Probably Not,

Now, from the are-you-frickin-kidding-me file: Aramais Nazarov, 89, has just celebrated the birth of his fourth child. His wife is 35; his mother-in-law is in her 60s; his oldest son is 61 and retired.

The Russian WWII vet is quoted as explaining his life's work as, "Women love me. I want to have more children. I can survive another few decades and want to have children until I am 100. Then, maybe I will stop."

While we are completely gung ho for you to sex it up Naz, we also do come down on the side of those who advise it's time for a vasectomy unless you can change your kids' diapers as someone changes yours.