ED, fixed; PT Now!

Perhaps the answer is some sort of Viagra-like pill. Only for toddlers ... and to make them poop on a father's command or demand.

Viagra answered a question few knew needed to be asked. Although The New York Times did refer to somewhat limp (I know, but who could resist) sales in 2004, they also laid out that the little blue pill is part of a multi-billion dollar market. Who knew ED was a problem prior to the solution being made public. Why does it get a solution?

PT, however, is a very public problem. A worldwide crisis, if you carefully consider peruse your meida. Newspapers run the rants on the tribulation of potty training; bloggers tell tales of Wiggles in the bathroom serenading the successful scion; as well as the fear that decades of dirty diapers could doom the college fund. And there's more.

But that's enough. It's time for a crusade.

Until science solves potty training, I say boycott them.

** And when that's done keep up the pressure until science does something to help us out at the other end of the age spectrum, when we return to diapers. **